Metroidvania soulslikes are a joy, thanks to their high-skill ceilings and rewarding exploration, but they can be quite hard to find amongst all the AAA fodder out there. So, allow me to surface a few ...

That’s what I tried to tell my 7-year-old daughter, anyway. She said she liked the new Little Mermaid just fine, thank you very much, called out my bad attitude and went on to imply that I was old. So ...